Tuesday 10 March 2015

POLDARK EARTHQUAKE?

Has there ever been a bigger single media “event,” I wonder, with the potential to trigger a seismic shift in fortunes for Cornwall’s economy?

The earth may not actually have moved – yet – but I think we could be forgiven for concluding that something not far short of a metaphorical earthquake is now being anticipated for our tourist industry this year.

I’m talking – as seemingly everyone is at the moment – about Poldark, in its spectacular reincarnation on our TV screens, with astronomical publicity before and after.

So far as Cornwall was concerned, it ticked just about every conceivable box – capped by out-of-this-world photography magnificently exploiting our stunning coastal scenery. 

“The A30 may need widening to accommodate the deluge of visitors,” wrote Daily Telegraph TV critic Jasper Rees.

Alas, remembering that he IS a “critic,” he sourly anticipated “seven further  episodes of perfectly vacuous entertainment” and signed off by describing the whole thing as “pretty but without a thought in its head.”

Ah well, he probably felt better for writing that – and it certainly won’t have worried anyone involved in our tourist industry.

Malcolm Bell, head of tourism at Visit Cornwall, was on BBC Radio Cornwall this morning gleefully totting up the equivalent free advertising value – something like £3 or £4 millions-worth, I think he said. 

The real-time viewing figures came out at a whopping near-7 million,  smashing Mr Selfridge out of sight (well, almost – but the latter IS starting to struggle a bit, isn’t it?).

And the earth – as I hinted just now – might yet move.  Victoria Lambert, in today’s Telegraph, almost suggests as much with this gem:--

“Ross Poldark . . . is so smouldering and so, quite frankly, sexy that I expect to hear reports of spontaneous combustion imminently among the vast numbers of female viewers who were hooked on the first episode.”

In the meantime, the programme has surely put Wycliffe, Doc Martin, The Onedin Line et al in the shade as a Heaven-sent mega-boost for Cornish tourism (and yes, you could even hear what the characters were saying, if some of the accents were a bit wonky).

So now the stage is set for that bumper year for our holdiday industry, which in turn can hopefully be the foundation for a sustained, longer-term era of prosperity.

But, as that disheveled, chain-smoking TV detective Columbo used to say, “there’s just one thing bothering me . . . “

In a previous life, I publicised numerous hotels and visitor attractions for many years, and I recall regular frustration at the way the good weather would never come in the “right years.”

That is, there would be a serious downturn in visitor numbers on the back of several poor summers.  Then – and this really was quite a regular pattern - we would have two successive hot and sunny ones, enough to persuade all those “lost” visitors to give Cornwall another chance. 

But then, of course, just as they were all heading back west of the Tamar once more, that third summer would be an awful one, putting everyone off again.  And so the frustrating cycle would continue.

You may recall that we’ve just had two lovely summers in a row . . .